Combine all ingredients in a pot on stovetop or in a crockpot.
If you don't like some of the canned ingredients, you can delete them. However, don't delete the Ranch dressing or the Taco seasoning. That's what makes it so good.
Simmer 1/2 to 3/4 hour (unless you use the crockpot). Then it can cook on low all day. Serve with Fritos, Doritos, cheese, etc.